knightscrest:

mcporno:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

whats the sleepiest mineral?

snORE

Ores and minerals are completely different things

dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist


knightscrest:

mcporno:

knightscrest:

knightscrest:

whats the sleepiest mineral?

snORE

Ores and minerals are completely different things

dammit jim, im a comedian not a geologist



rider-waite:

she wears short skirts i wear a black corset with matching lace around it and a black leather miniskirt, pink fishnets and black combat boots. I was wearing black lipstick, white foundation, black eyeliner and red eyeshadow.

she’s cheer captain and i’m ebony dark’ness dementia raven way


Seven Wonders of The world

gay8:

1. My Ass


The Girl Who Has Never Been On A Nice Date


puncromancer:

tfw no ragtime gal

image



gnarly:

do you ever just get too lazy to put on pants


spazzyena:

princeowl:

stunningpicture:

Today I saw the single most shocking thing I have seen in my entire life

surprise bitch

NO ONE EXPECTS THE RENTAL INQUISITION


lilbitkipsy:

jadedkitten:

The eternal struggle

never did i relate more to Family Guy than this scene


arejohngreenbooksmoviesyet:

Day 583. One of John Green’s books is a movie



egg-rolls:

when u stand up 2 fast n suddenly ur floatin thru space n time


dysfunctunal:

defluor:

sphvere:

goodgirlshoney:

Park Ave Church NYC 2014

Makes you think

i love this quote.